I Ate the Whole Can

Oh Gods of the Hunger, why dost thou curse me so??!!??

Chef Eewww YUMMY

Omg not kidding... THIS was in my bowl!!

Hi

Hi, my name is D. In my spare time I like to get high alone and paint ceramic bunnies and eat Nerds.  Well sometimes I'm buzzed, or a little of both.  But either way I kick ass.

Idea

Professional funeral giggler. Someone who goes to funerals and inappropriately laughs hilariously without stop, because the dead loved one was just that. F****** funny.

Please, out of respect for the dead, only hire me if your loved one was truly funny.

So funny

Spring

Yup.  I like the change of seasons and I have a cute soft side ok?

BRILLIANT

So when I get high...

... what the fuck was I saying?  Man it was BRILLIANT.